Ahaha. Gonna have to work on those defenses, then, aren't you?

[The smile on his face would be so innocent if he weren't joking about murder.

Immediately, he switches right back into instruction mode.]

Mix up the butter and the sugars 'til it's fluffy, then add the eggs one at a time and mix those in. Then we slowly add my mixture til it's all incorporated, and then chocolate chips. Then we just gotta ball 'em out and bake 'em off.