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CROW ARMBRUST
Yeah sex is great and all, but have you ever pulled a 5-Star summon you really wanted while using your daily free single roll
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[ everything, but everything can go absolutely right, too.
eren’s got his mouth way too full with the cosmo burger he just took a bite out of. have you even seen this burger? it’s ridiculous. you’d think it wouldn’t even fit in eren.
he tries to gesture anyway, and ends up saying, without really realizing that he’s signing: wand. he’s been practicing a lot and it’s like breathing. unfortunately (or fortunately), he signs this with a slight smirk between his chews.
now you’ll never get him to be quiet, ever. ]
eren’s got his mouth way too full with the cosmo burger he just took a bite out of. have you even seen this burger? it’s ridiculous. you’d think it wouldn’t even fit in eren.
he tries to gesture anyway, and ends up saying, without really realizing that he’s signing: wand. he’s been practicing a lot and it’s like breathing. unfortunately (or fortunately), he signs this with a slight smirk between his chews.
now you’ll never get him to be quiet, ever. ]
Edited 2018-11-19 15:02 (UTC)
Haha, a bit of both? Some of the worlds do sound a lot like something you'd see in a video game.
[he makes a thoughtful sound as he tries to think of what he'd answer for Crow. Something effective yet stylish? So maybe a gun or...
He trails off when he notices Eren signing. He'd been learning ASL to help communicate with Eren in titan form, but he wasn't quite on the same level since it wasn't a college class]
...I don't know that word Eren.
[he makes a thoughtful sound as he tries to think of what he'd answer for Crow. Something effective yet stylish? So maybe a gun or...
He trails off when he notices Eren signing. He'd been learning ASL to help communicate with Eren in titan form, but he wasn't quite on the same level since it wasn't a college class]
...I don't know that word Eren.
[Crow, on the other hand, knows exactly what this asshole is saying. While true, it wasn't college curriculum, Eren had gotten Crow to at least look into it (in his own way) to help communicate with potential deaf victims on the job. But more importantly, it's pretty obvious to him (thanks disney movies) what it means.
He could not make a more deadpanned expression if he tried.]
Har-dee-har.
Make fun of my battle wand all you want--you're the one who tried to test your gag reflex with it.
He could not make a more deadpanned expression if he tried.]
Har-dee-har.
Make fun of my battle wand all you want--you're the one who tried to test your gag reflex with it.
[ “hi this is crow and you’re watching disney channel” is most likely what he signs immediately after “wand”, either that or just some smug, mouth-filled smirking because now it’s his turn to be a little shit while he swallows this monster.
but after that, real talk. his gag reflex as a monster was, in fact, disgusting. ]
At least you knew how to use it. [ wait, they never got to talk about that— ] He helped us out too, Elliot.
[ “us”. he’s genuine about it. really. their relationship is like, based on biting and blowing away the sting.
]
but after that, real talk. his gag reflex as a monster was, in fact, disgusting. ]
At least you knew how to use it. [ wait, they never got to talk about that— ] He helped us out too, Elliot.
[ “us”. he’s genuine about it. really. their relationship is like, based on biting and blowing away the sting.
][....You two have some serious issues]
He did? I didn't know that...
[Luckily he's oblivious to the bratty signing going on. One day he'll catch up with the ASl...watch out]
But wow, now I really owe you, Crow. Guess the next two meals are on me.
[Who are you kidding Elliot, you're going to be paying for a lot of meals]
He did? I didn't know that...
[Luckily he's oblivious to the bratty signing going on. One day he'll catch up with the ASl...watch out]
But wow, now I really owe you, Crow. Guess the next two meals are on me.
[Who are you kidding Elliot, you're going to be paying for a lot of meals]
[At least kids find me fun to talk to. is his quick sign back, before he goes to answer verbally like their conversation's supposed to be.]
Not hard to work a wand, you know. You point it at things and it does magic, but I appreciate the compliment.
[Honestly, he wouldn't have mind it letting it be unsung, both partially from the magical girl shit and the idea that it's not really something he'd soak in the glory for. Elliot and Eren needed help and all pretenses drop in those situations.
But he's not so selfless that he'll turn down free food.]
Aww, Elliot! You're a good man~! I'll definitely take you up on that one.
[He's a college kid, he's got no right to refuse. ...But yeah, you're not going to stop at two. Sorry.]
Not hard to work a wand, you know. You point it at things and it does magic, but I appreciate the compliment.
[Honestly, he wouldn't have mind it letting it be unsung, both partially from the magical girl shit and the idea that it's not really something he'd soak in the glory for. Elliot and Eren needed help and all pretenses drop in those situations.
But he's not so selfless that he'll turn down free food.]
Aww, Elliot! You're a good man~! I'll definitely take you up on that one.
[He's a college kid, he's got no right to refuse. ...But yeah, you're not going to stop at two. Sorry.]
[ at least eren doesn’t frown at that and still . . . sort of, smiles?? smirks?? whatever, he’s chilling out now, taking another bite and going after the rest of the fries that remained. he’s not salty about kids, anyway.
when elliot mentions paying though, eren shakes his head, having his mouth full too late to say something until after crow. swallowing (and nearly choking from going too fast), he hits his hand of his chest. ]
It’s on me. [ please, he has his reasons. crow still saved him and his mom. and one of them has to do with him being elliot’s sugar daddy anyway, but that’s not the point. save your money for black friday and christmas, college kids. ]
when elliot mentions paying though, eren shakes his head, having his mouth full too late to say something until after crow. swallowing (and nearly choking from going too fast), he hits his hand of his chest. ]
It’s on me. [ please, he has his reasons. crow still saved him and his mom. and one of them has to do with him being elliot’s sugar daddy anyway, but that’s not the point. save your money for black friday and christmas, college kids. ]
What? [He looks at Eren] Nuh uh! You never let me pay for dates and keep doing stuff to spoil me - so I wanna take this!
[LET ME HAVE THIS PET HONEY, I PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!]
[LET ME HAVE THIS PET HONEY, I PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!]
[Crow's gaze looks between both Elliot and Eren, unsure if he should jump in and pick a side or if he should let them settle it. He still gets free food out of it....so he's not necessarily going to complain...
He'll just take another fry, nibbling on it as he watches.]
Marriage is about sharing, right? Why not split the bill?
[Okay, he let that one slip out.]
He'll just take another fry, nibbling on it as he watches.]
Marriage is about sharing, right? Why not split the bill?
[Okay, he let that one slip out.]
Crow you won't believe this!!
I found Rean!!
I found Rean!!
[Of course you aren't Crow. Don't worry it's Eren that has your schedule memorized, not Elliot]
WHAT??
You did??
Aw no fair! I wanted to introduce you two.
WHAT??
You did??
Aw no fair! I wanted to introduce you two.
[ well, crow.
that’s actually not a bad idea. eren isn’t even angry, in fact— he goes from pleasantly surprised to incidentally going bright red around the ears. the m word still gets him even when he’s got the ring on. ]
W— [ i’m not stuttering yOU’RE STUTTERING ] What do you say?
[ big blue shiny eyes activated!!! ]
that’s actually not a bad idea. eren isn’t even angry, in fact— he goes from pleasantly surprised to incidentally going bright red around the ears. the m word still gets him even when he’s got the ring on. ]
W— [ i’m not stuttering yOU’RE STUTTERING ] What do you say?
[ big blue shiny eyes activated!!! ]
[Oh Crow gave input. He glances at him briefly when he speaks up before looking back at Eren....who is giving him full puppy eyes. Nnnngh, and with the argument of this is how marriages should work.]
A-Alright, we'll split it.
[Pointing at Eren!]
50/50. And no stealth payments like I know you do sometimes.
A-Alright, we'll split it.
[Pointing at Eren!]
50/50. And no stealth payments like I know you do sometimes.
[Crow smiles, Eren's face practically lighting up the whole establishment with that smile. It's a shame, he's kind of cute like that...why does he only get the glares????]
See? Compromise.
[He points a fry at Eren, though, playfully.]
You heard the man. No trying to sneak away with the check.
See? Compromise.
[He points a fry at Eren, though, playfully.]
You heard the man. No trying to sneak away with the check.
[ Nope sorry Crow. The key to a healthy relationship is making sure you have interests apart from what you do together. Turns out one of those interest for Eren is stalking you. Deal with it. ]
Oh yeah, I met him in the castle too! I freaked out because I thought I was hallucinating or seeing ghosts... luckily he doesn't seem to be holding that against me.
Funny how we both met him in the same spot though. Maybe it is fate like you said.
Oh yeah, I met him in the castle too! I freaked out because I thought I was hallucinating or seeing ghosts... luckily he doesn't seem to be holding that against me.
Funny how we both met him in the same spot though. Maybe it is fate like you said.
[Okay but you know who's relationship you aren't taking into account? Crow's relationship with life. Think about that before you loan your boyfriend out to your past life bestie.]
I can't believe he was right under our noses...I've met him before he woke up to the app, actually
Just like you and I did
I can't believe he was right under our noses...I've met him before he woke up to the app, actually
Just like you and I did
Edited 2018-11-27 05:22 (UTC)
[Eren's not going to eat you, it's fine]
You did?
When? Was it at the cat cafe? He said he's seen me play there before, but he was always in back so I never noticed.
You did?
When? Was it at the cat cafe? He said he's seen me play there before, but he was always in back so I never noticed.
[ because you need to work hard for this smile, demon. ]
I’m not crazy enough to. Right, Elliot?
[ implying that elliot is a man you should respect because when he gets mad oh boy. then again, that’s eren’s turn on so he is sort of blindly crazy enough to see him angry.
he lifts his brows at crow and takes another bite of his sandwhich. you think he’s hell with studying? get into music with elliot.
(eren’s a ho for it. he loves it.) ]
I’m not crazy enough to. Right, Elliot?
[ implying that elliot is a man you should respect because when he gets mad oh boy. then again, that’s eren’s turn on so he is sort of blindly crazy enough to see him angry.
he lifts his brows at crow and takes another bite of his sandwhich. you think he’s hell with studying? get into music with elliot.
(eren’s a ho for it. he loves it.) ]
No kidding...
Who would've thought all this time he was so close by and we didn't notice.
Makes me wonder who else we've overlooked.
Who would've thought all this time he was so close by and we didn't notice.
Makes me wonder who else we've overlooked.
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