[At least kids find me fun to talk to. is his quick sign back, before he goes to answer verbally like their conversation's supposed to be.]
Not hard to work a wand, you know. You point it at things and it does magic, but I appreciate the compliment.
[Honestly, he wouldn't have mind it letting it be unsung, both partially from the magical girl shit and the idea that it's not really something he'd soak in the glory for. Elliot and Eren needed help and all pretenses drop in those situations.
But he's not so selfless that he'll turn down free food.]
Aww, Elliot! You're a good man~! I'll definitely take you up on that one.
[He's a college kid, he's got no right to refuse. ...But yeah, you're not going to stop at two. Sorry.]
[ at least eren doesn’t frown at that and still . . . sort of, smiles?? smirks?? whatever, he’s chilling out now, taking another bite and going after the rest of the fries that remained. he’s not salty about kids, anyway.
when elliot mentions paying though, eren shakes his head, having his mouth full too late to say something until after crow. swallowing (and nearly choking from going too fast), he hits his hand of his chest. ]
It’s on me. [ please, he has his reasons. crow still saved him and his mom. and one of them has to do with him being elliot’s sugar daddy anyway, but that’s not the point. save your money for black friday and christmas, college kids. ]
[Crow's gaze looks between both Elliot and Eren, unsure if he should jump in and pick a side or if he should let them settle it. He still gets free food out of it....so he's not necessarily going to complain...
He'll just take another fry, nibbling on it as he watches.]
Marriage is about sharing, right? Why not split the bill?
that’s actually not a bad idea. eren isn’t even angry, in fact— he goes from pleasantly surprised to incidentally going bright red around the ears. the m word still gets him even when he’s got the ring on. ]
W— [ i’m not stuttering yOU’RE STUTTERING ] What do you say?
[Oh Crow gave input. He glances at him briefly when he speaks up before looking back at Eren....who is giving him full puppy eyes. Nnnngh, and with the argument of this is how marriages should work.]
A-Alright, we'll split it.
[Pointing at Eren!]
50/50. And no stealth payments like I know you do sometimes.
[Crow smiles, Eren's face practically lighting up the whole establishment with that smile. It's a shame, he's kind of cute like that...why does he only get the glares????]
See? Compromise.
[He points a fry at Eren, though, playfully.]
You heard the man. No trying to sneak away with the check.
[ because you need to work hard for this smile, demon. ]
I’m not crazy enough to. Right, Elliot?
[ implying that elliot is a man you should respect because when he gets mad oh boy. then again, that’s eren’s turn on so he is sort of blindly crazy enough to see him angry.
he lifts his brows at crow and takes another bite of his sandwhich. you think he’s hell with studying? get into music with elliot.
[Sorry, he didn't realize this was Eren's Kink Hour(tm). He'll just have to find a way to get that smile on his own time.
But his voice is nothing but fond as he smiles, watching as Eren all but lights up at just talking to Elliot. He may be new to this whole past-life deal, but there's some instinctual warmth about the idea that Elliot had found someone so perfect for him...even if he was a little strange.
Crow hadn't even known Elliot that long in this life...and yet it feels like he's known him for far longer.]
Listen to you two...
You're gonna melt the chocolate shakes with those faces.
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Not hard to work a wand, you know. You point it at things and it does magic, but I appreciate the compliment.
[Honestly, he wouldn't have mind it letting it be unsung, both partially from the magical girl shit and the idea that it's not really something he'd soak in the glory for. Elliot and Eren needed help and all pretenses drop in those situations.
But he's not so selfless that he'll turn down free food.]
Aww, Elliot! You're a good man~! I'll definitely take you up on that one.
[He's a college kid, he's got no right to refuse. ...But yeah, you're not going to stop at two. Sorry.]
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when elliot mentions paying though, eren shakes his head, having his mouth full too late to say something until after crow. swallowing (and nearly choking from going too fast), he hits his hand of his chest. ]
It’s on me. [ please, he has his reasons. crow still saved him and his mom. and one of them has to do with him being elliot’s sugar daddy anyway, but that’s not the point. save your money for black friday and christmas, college kids. ]
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[LET ME HAVE THIS PET HONEY, I PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!]
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He'll just take another fry, nibbling on it as he watches.]
Marriage is about sharing, right? Why not split the bill?
[Okay, he let that one slip out.]
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that’s actually not a bad idea. eren isn’t even angry, in fact— he goes from pleasantly surprised to incidentally going bright red around the ears. the m word still gets him even when he’s got the ring on. ]
W— [ i’m not stuttering yOU’RE STUTTERING ] What do you say?
[ big blue shiny eyes activated!!! ]
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A-Alright, we'll split it.
[Pointing at Eren!]
50/50. And no stealth payments like I know you do sometimes.
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See? Compromise.
[He points a fry at Eren, though, playfully.]
You heard the man. No trying to sneak away with the check.
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I’m not crazy enough to. Right, Elliot?
[ implying that elliot is a man you should respect because when he gets mad oh boy. then again, that’s eren’s turn on so he is sort of blindly crazy enough to see him angry.
he lifts his brows at crow and takes another bite of his sandwhich. you think he’s hell with studying? get into music with elliot.
(eren’s a ho for it. he loves it.) ]
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Swallowing. ]
Most of the time...but you have your moments.
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But his voice is nothing but fond as he smiles, watching as Eren all but lights up at just talking to Elliot. He may be new to this whole past-life deal, but there's some instinctual warmth about the idea that Elliot had found someone so perfect for him...even if he was a little strange.
Crow hadn't even known Elliot that long in this life...and yet it feels like he's known him for far longer.]
Listen to you two...
You're gonna melt the chocolate shakes with those faces.
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[ eren says, almost flippantly with a wave and fry still pinched between his fingers, but a smile and red spreading from ears to cheeks.
go, before he throws this tray in your face. you’re making him blush with these comments. ]
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And- yeah! Get whatever you'd like Crow.
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Wonder if they've still got my regular...
[Because 1.) he's hungry and 2.) he wouldn't doubt that Eren would throw the nearest throwable object in his face if he dared fluster him any more.
Still, he's got a warm smile as he hoists himself to his feet, going to go grab his lunch and leaving the two alone for just a moment.]